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Romano’s Macaroni Grill: A Standard Chain Disaster

February 15th, 2009 No comments

Rating: 2/10

Pros: Better than Red Lobster; won’t make you throw up on site; you can draw on the table with crayons

Cons: Most dishes are bad, desserts are terrible, restaurant is very noisy… just a few minor drawbacks for a restaurant, you know?

June 30th, 2008 No comments

Pros: I’m not dead. Red Lobster did not kill me.

Cons: Tap water residue flavored lobster; bland, unseasoned dish; retarded prices; hair cooked into biscuit; I feel sick

Score: 1/10