Pros: Good location, good maintenance, nice view from lake-facing units
Cons: Flea infestation problem, thin walls, ugly unit, high rent, noisy neighbors
Overall: Only live here if you really need something close to NSU
Rating: 3/10
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Pros: Great ready-made food, nice environment
Cons: Lines can get long; they sometimes run out of my favorite items; regular supermarket stuff can be expensive/lacking variety; short hours
Rating: 9/10
Fresh Market @ 18295 Biscayne Boulevard, Aventura, FL
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Price: $133.50 after tax for Llumar tints
Pros: Fast, affordable, nice tints, nice job, good service
Cons: Lack of indoor, Brick & Mortar establishment
Rating: 9.5/10
Overall: You can honestly do really bad for tints in Miami, but you’ll be relieved if you get your tints from Steve.
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UPDATE 7/24: These can now be purchased online!
Price: $6-7 for 32 bars (28g each)
Pros: Nourishing, not too bad-tasting for an energy bar, very cheap
Cons: somewhat odd perfume-y taste initially; can be upsetting on a totally empty stomach
Rating: 7/10
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Price: ~$14 including shipping.
Pros: Immensely practical; nice aesthetic design
Cons: Adhesive is very fussy and fails to hold up to proper use
Overall: There’s not much in the way of criteria for bag dispensers… if you want to buy the best in grocery bag dispensary, get this simplehuman unit (unless you absolutely need an adhesive wall-mounted dispenser).
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Rating: 9/10
Price: $7/10ml retail; as low as $4.20/bottle if you buy in higher quantity online
Pros: Solves many problems that crop up when your contacts are still in your eyes; primarily fixes dryness, but can also break up protein and help remove debris
Cons: Big price tag for a small quantity, especially if purchased retail; may not function well when stored under hot conditions
Overall: Rewetting drops are a must-have for anyone who wears contacts for long periods of time, and Opti-Free’s line of products almost always deliver. It wouldn’t be a surprise if these were the best rewetting drops on the market.
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Rating: 2/10
Pros: Better than Red Lobster; won’t make you throw up on site; you can draw on the table with crayons
Cons: Most dishes are bad, desserts are terrible, restaurant is very noisy… just a few minor drawbacks for a restaurant, you know?
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Ups: Fan addiction satisfaction; some chuckles
Downs: Droll plot development; terrible lack of realism in an un-entertaining context
Final score: 3 props/10
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Pros: I’m not dead. Red Lobster did not kill me.
Cons: Tap water residue flavored lobster; bland, unseasoned dish; retarded prices; hair cooked into biscuit; I feel sick
Score: 1/10
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